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August 28, 2007

Miss South Carolina Wins Most Dumbest Blonde Award at Teen USA Pageant - Caitlin Upton Really Is An Airhead

posted by MR WAVETHEORY at 8/28/2007 12:05:00 PM

Caitlin Upton was about to win Miss Teen USA when she decided to be herself. The 5'9" ditzy blonde from South Carolina turned off her brain. Apparently smitten by Mario Lopez's charm (formerly known as A.C. Slater from Saved by the Bell), Caitlin forgot that she was on a teen pageant and decided to ogle Mario's hot body and gave the only type of answer expected of a blonde.

Caitlin's response to the question, "Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the US on a world map. Why do you think this is?"



"I personally believe that we as Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have that and ummm our education, such as Africa and uh Iraq, and ummm everywhere such as, I believe ummm our education over here in the US should help the US, or should help South Africa, Iraq, and the Asian countries, so we will be able to umm help our future.


My advice Katie dearest: You need to help yourself! Ummmm. Everywhere such as. Ummm. I believe ummm Caitlin ummm didn't do anything wrong. She was just ummm being herself. Of course, this begs the question: Would this girl get any attention if she were anything but blonde? We don't care and neither should you because she's blonde! Caitlin may not be able to locate America on a world map but for sure she can locate Mario Lopez' assets and she's got some nice assets herself!

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