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August 25, 2007

Elvis Sings Viva Viagra - Lisa Marie Pissed at Dad for Pushing Penis Pills

posted by MR WAVETHEORY at 8/25/2007 01:08:00 AM
Elvis Presley was the king of rock and so it's hardly surprising that the Elvis's hit, Viva Las Vegas, is also the tune for the new Viagra ad aptly named "Viva Viagra." Pfizer Inc (NYSE PFE) has enlisted the king to drum up sales for its penis pills. You can't blame them. Nothing sells like sex, drugs, and rock roll.



I still can't figure out what the connection is between Viagra and Elvis except that Elvis did take a lot of prescription pills in his days, but his favorite was amphetamines - according to the handy tome that is wikipedia. But hey, Viagra!? Viagra's got nothing on amphetamine. I can imagine that getting up was hardly a problem for Elvis. His problem was staying awake!

Apparently, Elvis' girl, Lisa Marie Presley is not too happy about Dad's new gig, "I find it revolting. Some songs we have no control over and I know we didn't license that one." Sure Lisa. We all know that in your feministic way, you wished they had female Viagra so you could partake in the fun. Why do men get to have all the fun?

In response to Dad's outrage, Lisa Marie decided to do what attention whores do best and laid down a new duet on iTunes with Dad - posthumously of course - called "In the Ghetto."

Watch In the Ghetto Duet by Lisa Marie and Elvis Presley




Now that's a great way to rebel!

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