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December 28, 2006

Washingtonienne - The Sexy, Lurid Steamy Online Diary of a Washington Aid

posted by MR WAVETHEORY at 12/28/2006 07:15:00 AM
If you're working today, then you are probably one of the few people stuck at work today. That means you are bored out of your mind. Don't worry. Here's a something waveless and entertaining to do: read the sexy, lurid steamy online diary of a Congressional staffer.

Jessica Cutler was just another 28 year old aid on Capitol Hill until she started writing about her adventurous sex life in her blog Washingtonienne. Cutler spared no detail in her blog about her office sex scandal and bragged about how she was doing it with 6 guys, including X who pays her for sex. You have to love this exposee because it is written in a "Sex in the City" style.

Friday, May 14, 2004

I got a raise today! Now I make $25K.

(Wasn't that what I was making before??)

Most of my living expenses are thankfully subsidized by a few generous older gentlemen. I'm sure I am not the only one who makes money on the side this way: how can anybody live on $25K/year??

If you investigated every Staff Ass on the Hill, I am sure you would find out some freaky shit. No way can anybody live on such a low salary. I am convinced that the Congressional offices are full of dealers and hos.

posted by The Washingtonienne at 4:34 PM

She even created codenames for each of the guys.

By popular demand, I have finally created a key to keeping my sex life

In alpha order:

FD=The intern in my office whom I want to fuck.

X=Married man who pays me for sex. Chief of Staff at one of the gov
agencies, appointed by Bush.

T=Lost my virginity to him and fell in love. Dude who has been driving me
crazy since 1999. Lives in Springfield, IL. Flies halfway across the country to
fuck me, then I don't hear from him for weeks.

HK=Dude from the Senate office I interned in Jan. thru Feb. Hired me as an
intern. Broke up my relationship w/ QV (see below).

QV=Serious, long-term boyfriend whom I lived with since 2001. Disastrous
break up in March, but still seeing each other.

P=AKA "Threesome Dude." Somebody I would rather forget about.

YZ=My new office bf with whom I am embroiled in an office sex scandal. The
current favorite.

K=A sugar daddy who wants nothing but anal. Keep trying to end it with him,
but the money is too good.

Shit. I'm fucking six guys. Ewww.

Jessica's blog was deleted recently, because she got sued by an ex-lover, Robert Steinbuch, whom she codenamed "YZ" in her blog ... "YZ=My new office bf with whom I am embroiled in an office sex scandal. The current favorite." YZ is apparently now a professor at the University of Arkansas. You can read Jessica's blog here. Or read the book, The Washingtonienne: A Novel. Just when you think that all the exciting stuff happens on Sand Hill road, you find out that there is an even more fascinating world in Washington!

Also: JessicaCutlerOnline.com
Amazon.com: The Washingtonienne: A Novel- nice cover!

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