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December 30, 2006

My Bare Lady: When Porn Stars Do Shakespeare - Kirsten Price, Nautica Thorn, Sasha Knox, Chanel St. James

posted by MR WAVETHEORY at 12/30/2006 08:06:00 PM
Sasha Knox: Shakespeare can't be that hard.

You know that Fox Reality TV has hit a new low when they hire porn stars to be part of the show. My Bare Lady is a new show on Fox Reality where four American adult film stars are sent to London’s most prestigious theatrical school to prove they can really act. The show claims a virgin cast, with a naughty past. The show's stars are Kirsten Price, Nautica Thorn, Sasha Knox, and Chanel St. James all of whom are veterans of the porn business.

The most interesting part of the show are of course the characters. After all, they're pr0n stars.

Kirsten Price: Married. Bi-bi
Kirsten Price, 25, is originally from Massachusetts and travels with pink luggage. According to her MySpace profile , she is married and bi . Ok, so she's no longer eligible. Note to self - cross her off my "women I'd like to date" list.
Nautica Thorn: Got back
Nautica Thorn, 22, from Hawaii, has the most exotic look - half Japanese, a quarter Hawaiian and a quarter Puerto Rican. Nautica says, "I'm a "dirty" mutt, hehe." She is a real early bloomer according to her myspace profile, "I have always enjoyed sex since an early age. I first kissed a boy at age twelve, first gave oral sex to a boy at age thirteen and lost my virginity at fourteen." Thanks for sharing! Like I needed to know that.

Chanel St. James: Faster is better.
Chanel St. James, 34, is from Arizona and has the most attention-getting breasts. Chanel's MySpace profile says she likes "Life in the fast lane - fast cars, fast men, and really hard fast sex!" I would add fast money to the list, because that's what she's going to get very soon.

Sasha Knox, 22, from California, stands out because of her fresh, natural look. But she’s definitely one of the girls. Her myspace profile just says she doesn't want to have kids. If I were married to her, I probably wouldn't want her to have kids either!

What these girls have in looks, they lack in brains. The best part of the pilot is when the girls are asked to do "Romeo and Juliet". One girl had never heard of it, another thought it was written by a woman while another simply shrugs, "Reading books is very time-consuming."

My conclusion: These girls would have done Shakespeare - the dirty old man - but they just can't do "Shakespeare" - uh huh, you know what I mean.

Reality has hit a new low when the curtain goes up and someone’s going down. Thanks to Google Video, you can even see some of the naughty audition clips from My Bare Lady where the ladies deliver their best orgasm and give their best lapdance.

My Bare Lady Orgasm



The My Bare Lady Lap Dance


The New York Times give it up for the ladies for trying to leave their pr0no past for the mainstream acting business. All I'm sure of is that if they can't act, they sure can talk. Sasha Knox porn veteran of such classic titles as "Down the Hatch #19 and Gang Bang Auditions #20 quipped after a full day of shooting, "this is great, I'm really sore, there's no way Shakespeare can be harder than what we usually get up to in these movies".

Links:

MyBare Lady Home Page
Kirsten Price MySpace Profile
Nautica Thorn MySpace Profile
Sasha Knox MySpace Profile
Chanel St. James MySpace Profile


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