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October 26, 2006

Goldman Sachs Newly Rich Partners List

posted by MR WAVETHEORY at 10/26/2006 04:45:00 PM
The list of Goldman Sachs Group Inc. (NYSE GS) partners every year should be closely guarded even after it is released because this list is the list of New York's newly rich - and for those who are single, the most eligible bachelors and bachelorettes in New York. This year, 115 new Goldman Sachs lifers won the Goldman Sachs Lottery. Telemarketers and wealth management gurus and bachelors and bachelorettes, please head here for the list of new Goldman Sachs partners. They also announced the list of new managing directors, but I say that is just the consolation prize. After all, if you are a big ego lifer at Goldman Sachs where you have been pedding cheap stocks and dirty laundry companies to retirees and investors and pensions for the last decade, who wants managing director? For all the toil and the moral turpitudes you've had to commit, managing director, what me lucky? No. You want to be Partner. Haha. :-)

Anyway, here's the list of new Goldman Sachs partners. If you are a telemarketer or spammer selling tax shelters and movie deals, there are plenty of ways to find their names and addresses and phone numbers. (Find names and addresses of them using PeopleBot, a free people finder) Be ready to sell for your dear life. These people are worth at least $7 million a year or should I say that Goldman Sachs partners win on average $7 million from squeezing investors out of their hard earned retirement money, which is alot more fun than playing poker in Vegas.

If you are a telemarkter, I would
recommend that you have the courtesy to only call them during dinner time, when they are most likely not to be at home. Why? Because they wouldn't be Goldman Sachs partners if they had time for dinner with the wife and kids. And if they are, then you can report that the offending culprit for un Goldman like conduct to Lloyd Blankfein - who I prefer to call Lord Frankenstein. It rhymes doesn't it? It's dsylexic. I know.

By the way, do you like my tower? I built it. It's called the Tower of Babel - combination fallic symbol, office tower, slash headquarters of Goldman Sachs in Jersey (the tallest building in the state of New Jersey). Well, enough is enough of this Goldman babel. Without further adue ...

We are pleased to announce that the following individuals have been invited to become Partners of the firm as of November 25, 2006, the start of our next fiscal year.

Mark E. Agne                     George C. Liberopoulos
Gregory A. Agran Peter J. Lyon
David M. Atkinson Paula B. Madoff
Elizabeth E. Beshel Puneet Malhi
Mark R. Beveridge Simon I. Mansfield
Leslie A. Biddle Allan S. Marson
Jan Boomaars James A. McNamara
Jason M. Brown Bernard A. Mensah
Melissa R. Brown Julian R. Metherell
Steven M. Bunson Michael J. Millette
Nicholas F. Burgin Timothy H. Moe
Mary D. Byron Thomas C. Morrow
Jin Yong Cai Ken N. Murphy
Valentino D. Carlotti Arjun N. Murti
Lik Shuen David Chan Kenichi Nagasu
R. Martin Chavez Gavin G. O'Connor
James B. Clark Peter C. Oppenheimer
Peter H. Comisar Robert W. Pack
William J. Conley Jr. Konstantinos N. Pantazopoulos
Colin J. Corgan Sheila H. Patel
Jean A. De Pourtales Kenneth A. Pontarelli
Giorgio De Santis Dioscoro-Roy I. Ramos
Katinka I. Domotorffy Krishna S. Rao
Donald J. Duet Buckley T. Ratchford
Jason H. Ekaireb Sara E. Recktenwald
Peter C. Enns Gene Reilly
James P. Esposito David M. Ryan
Carl Faker Ankur A. Sahu
Douglas L. Feagin Guy E. Saidenberg
Luca D. Ferrari Susan J. Scher
Mark B. Florian Clare R. Scherrer
Timothy B. Flynn John A. Sebastian
Elisabeth Fontenelli Peter D. Selman
Silverio Foresi David A. Shiffman
Colleen A. Foster Kunihiko Shiohara
Orit P. Freedman Theodore T. Sotir
Matthew T. Fremont-Smith Christoph W. Stanger
James R. Garman Laurence Stein
Kevin S. Gasvoda Chase O. Stevenson
Joseph H. Gleberman Morgan C. Sze
Lorenzo Grabau Thomas D. Teles
Michael J. Graziano Daisuke Toki
Kenneth L. Hirsch Peter K. Tomozawa
Simon N. Holden Lucas van Praag
Alastair J. Hunt Robin A. Vince
Zubin P. Irani Alejandro Vollbrechthausen
Andrew J. Jonas Casper W. Von Koskull
Andrew J. Kaiser Theodore T. Wang
Richard A. Kimball Jr. Alan S. Waxman
Koji Kotaka Nicholas H. Weber
J. Douglas Kramer Martin M. Werner
Jonathan A. Langer Andrew F. Wilson
Gregory D. Lee Samuel J. Wisnia
Ronald Lee Andrew E. Wolff
Tim Leissner Neil J. Wright
Todd W. Leland Shinichi Yokote
Allan S. Levine Sanaz Zaimi
Brian T. Levine

We are pleased to announce that the following individuals have been invited to become Managing Directors as of November 25, 2006, the start of the firm's next fiscal year.

Fadi Abuali                      Edwin Wing-Tang Kwok
Kevin L. Adams David W. Lang
Elif A. Aktug Matthew P. Lanstone
Christian S. Alexander Nyron Z. Latif
David Z. Alter Wai-Yen Vivian Lau
Vincent L. Amatulli Matthew D. Leavitt
Rajesh Amin David A. Lehman
Koral Anderson Ericka Leslie
Stephen Arnold James E. Levine
Kulbir S. Arora Leland Lim
Omar M. Asali Alexander G. Loosley
Ramaz A. Ashurov David B. Ludwig
Paul E. Bachman John H. Ma
Andrew J. Bagley Aedan M. MacGreevy
Mustafa Bagriacik Raghav Maliah
Susan E. Balogh Matthew F. Mallgrave
Jennifer A. Barbetta Edith Mandel
Ali K. Bastani Karim H. Manji
Gerard M. Beatty Igor D. Mansour
Henry Becker Jr. Scott D. Marchakitus
Roger S. Begelman Fabio N. Mariani
Oliver B. Benkert Ramnek S. Matharu
Avanish R. Bhavsar Shogo Matsuzawa
Joshua S. Birnbaum Thomas C. Mazarakis
Christopher E. Blume Patrick S. McClymont
Shane M. Bolton Graeme E. McEvoy
Peter V. Bonanno John E. McGarry
William C. Bousquette Jr. Shane McKenna
Patrick T. Boyle Penny A. McSpadden
Stephen Branton-Speak Celine-Marie G. Mechain
Simon A. Bregazzi Justin E. Metz
Emmanuel Bresson Takashi Mikkaichi
Benjamin R. Broadbent Simon H. Moseley
Janet A. Broeckel William E. Muecke
William E. Burgess Jeff Mullen
Trevor R. Busche Yoshie Kitagawa Naumann
Richard J. Butland Edward T. Naylor
Jon Butler Scott R. Norby
Joseph A. Camarda Graham H. Officer
Roy E. Campbell II Hideyuki Fred Omokawa
John H. Chartres Maire M. O'Neill
Martin E. Chavez Lisa Opoku
Henry L. Chen Peter L. Ostrem
Hong Lum Julian Cheong Gerald B. Ouderkirk III
Alex S. Chi Martin C. Pankau
Steven N. Cho Nicholas T. Pappas
Han Ching Choong Charles L. Park
Kasper E. Christoffersen Jae Hyuk Park
Gary W. Chropuvka Francesco Pascuzzi
Teresa H. Clarke Barend M. Pennings
Jesse H. Cole Zara Pratley
Brian M. Coleman Curtis S. Probst
Cyril Cottu Lisa Rabbe
Timothy Craighead Jeffrey Rabinowitz
Joshua C. Critchley Ante Razmilovic
Vijay B. Culas Lawrence J. Restieri Jr.
Giovanni Cutaia Lloyd S. Reynolds
Kyle R. Czepiel Samuel D. Robinson
Manda J. D'Agata Philippa A. Rogers
Sven Dahlmeyer Michael E. Ronen
John F. Daly Adam C. Rosenberg
Rajeev R. Das Wendy E. Sacks
Michael J. Daum Ricardo Salaman
Alexander Davidovich Thierry Sancier
Nicola A. Davies David J. Santina
Philip J. Davies Kara Saxon
Thomas H. de Garidel-Thoron Ian M. Schmidek
Tracy DeBlieck Paul E. Schurman
Craig M. Delizia Steven M. Schwartz
Stacey Ann DeMatteis Stephen B. Scobie
Michael Dinias Devesh P. Shah
Christina Drews Judith L. Shandling
Vance M. Duigan Adrianne W. Shapira
Steven T. Elia Graham P. Shaw
Harry Eliades Hazem A. Shawki
Frank Ertinger Steven R. Sher
Suzanne Escousse Justin W. Slatky
Steven A. Ferjentsik J. Radford Small
Carlos Fernandez-Aller Ian G. Smith
Gregory C. Ferrero Ramsey D. Smith
Jonathan D. Fiorello Robert A. Sorrell
Marc L. Flamino Raghu Srinivasan
Sarah J. Friar Kevin M. Sterling
David A. Friedland Robert M. Suss
John J. Gauthier J. Richard Suth
Elizabeth Gilbert Yusuke Takahashi
Masaki Gobayashi Daiki Takayama
John H. Godfrey Tin Hsien Tan
Irwin Goldberg Renaud Tartanson
Billy Goldstein Megan M. Taylor
Juan D. Gomez-Villalba Richard J. Taylor
Maria V. Gordon Maria Teresa Tejada
Roberta M. Goss Siew Hua Thio
Paul Graves Timothy H. Thornton
Philip W. Grovit Oliver Thym
Jonathan J. Hall Ingrid C. Tierens
Dylan S. Halterlein Nadia Titarchuk
Greger C. Hamilton Joseph K. Todd
Magnus C. Hardeberg Mark R. Tolette
Norman A. Hardie Hiroyuki Tomokiyo
Kandace K. Heck Jill L. Toporek
Ali G. Hedayat David Townshend
Joanna Dziubak Hislop Patrick M. Tribolet
Ryan H. Holsheimer Richard J. Tufft
Harold P. Hope III Michael S. Turok
Gregory P. Hopper Klaus Umek
Joanne Howard Toshihiko Umetani
Alison J. Howe John P. Underwood
Ming Yunn Stephanie Hui Thomas S. Vandever
Paul Humphreys Richard C. Vanecek
Irfan S. Hussain Sebastian Varga von Kibed
Kota Igarashi Massimiliano Veneziani
Tsuyoshi Inoue Kurt J. Von Holzhausen
Katsuhiro Ishikawa Nicholas H. von Moltke
Makoto Ito Daniel Wainstein
Kathleen Jack Timothy D. Walding
Matthew A. Jaume Fred Waldman
Tanweer Kabir Kevin A. Walker
Christian Kames Daniel S. Weiner
Raymond W. Kamrath Stefan Weiser
Afwa D. Kandawire Owen O. West
Nicola S. Kane Alan S. Wilmit
Henry Wen-Herng King David T. Wilson
Andrew J. Kleeger Edward C. Wilson
Herman R. Klein Wassink Donna A. Winston
Edward C. Knight Carinne S. Withey
Akiko Koda Christopher D. Woolley
Ravi G. Krishnan M. Brendan Wootten
Jorg H. Kukies David Tien-Wei Wu
Shiv Kumar John M. Yae
Svetlana Kurilova Haitao Zhai

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do I sense the slightest tinge of envy?

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I where a nobody, that the only thing I have accomplished in your life is to be happy with my king size burger and special deluxe French fries. Going around with my low estimation pathetic life, instead of sitting my little ass down and get a proper education. I guess I would also be envious and aggressive towards people that are making something with their lives.

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Blogger MR WAVETHEORY said...

Not the slightest tinge - but a very major tinge! I was being sarcastic. Everyone of them is lucky and possibly brilliant - but definitely lucky!

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